Gifts are Good

I am always in need of gifts. You could buy them for me, if you like. I am especially interested in the following:

• Dansko shoes - I have to walk all over ASU. I need these. :D
• Ipod Nano - My shuffle doesn't have a screen. >.<
• An eye-exam (so i can get new glasses &/or contacts)
• A flat screen monitor. Surely my website is so refreshing you wish to give me this!
• Alienware Gaming computer. I need not explain, I'm sure you understand.