Martians are trying to read my thoughts!
Sometimes, i’m sitting in the computer commons and all of a sudden i get a shooting pain in my knee. Since I cannot figure out why the hell this happens I must simply assume that it’s because aliens are trying to read my thoughts and don’t know that they need to point at the head, not the knee.
This is probably good for me though. If it hurts my knee so darn much I can only imagine the excruciating pain it would cause in my head. Hmmm……… I think I’ve just discovered where headaches come from. It’s clearly time to start wearing a tin foil hat, people.
In other news, I wanted to be the cute girl from Dresden Dolls for Halloween, but I do not own a black crushed velvet dress. Soooooooo… I’ll just be a crazy broken doll mime girl. Coz I do have a black & white striped dress and stripey stockings. Or, I guess I could reuse my old costumes… I’ve still got my cute Alice dress that Katling made me for New Orleans a few years ago, and the Snow White costume from 2 years ago… Dunno, just don’t know…
